- I have it pretty good. #
- Leaving sfo for downtown #
- Greeks in SF http://flic.kr/p/9xy6bb #
- Punch is coming http://flic.kr/p/9xAxin #
- so much fun with @tilgovi and @mikeal last night. Now prepping for my talks. #
- At MySQL Conference: Day 1 preview http://postgr.es/p/11g #
- Can't wait for Bruce Momjian's MySQL Users Conf keynote debut. 9:40am #postgres #mysqlconf #
- How much of the 5.6 performance schema and INFORMATION_SCHEMA is related to Percona Server? #mysqlconf #
- Just gave #postgres sticker to @jaimeywb AND HE PUT IT ON HIS LAPTOP #mysqlconf #
- Bruce tried to convince slahdot to convert to #postgres #mysqlconf #
- Downloads are estimated at 8-9 million per year #postgres #mysqlconf #
- No one company owns Postgres #mysqlconf #
- Slide of postgres users #postgres #mysqlconf http://t.co/n1R7EPS #
- Bruce takes the stage #postgres #mysqlconf #
- Bruce actually on stage #mysqlconf #postgres http://t.co/CUjtpA1 #
- Growing realization that one database does not fit all. #postgres #mysqlconf #
- Edb front and center at #mysqlconf #postgres http://t.co/9uuTJfZ #
- In Sarah Sproehnle's talk about Hadoop #mysqlconf #
- Talked to people in expo hall saying they came to #mysqlconf because of the postgres track #
- In @fuzzychef's talk on data warehousing #postgres #mysqlconf #
- Why use #postgres for DW? Handles really complex queries well. (Query on screen got a wow from the crowd) #mysqlconf #
- Transactional DDL blowing minds still. #ftw #postgres #mysqlconf #
- Shoutout to pg_loader for better COPY #dw #postgres #mysqlconf #
- Showed sweet PL/R function to generate graphs directlybfrom the database #mysqlconf #postgres #
- Windowing queries ftw for # of concurrent connections needed #yourewelcome #mysqlconf #postgres http://t.co/5XGStCe #
- Shout out for @osbridge http://t.co/dJKupr0 #
- Cross table indexes are a cool idea. #mysqlconf #
- That was in reference to Akiban talk. #mysqlconf #
- Akiban not looking into implementing this in postgres because our complex query handling is too good #mysqlconf #
- Just updated the http://pdx11.org site with the slides from the Portland 100 talk. Also asked -mentoring mailing list for volunteers π #
- Already got 2 volunteers for website updates. Hoping for a couple more. π #pdx11 #
- And, now http://pdx11.org site has a PDF of the slides from the Portland 100 talk. /ht @jessevondoom #
- In ballroom B for the #postgres BoF #mysqlconf #
- Just facilitated another giga puddi vid viewing #
- RT @planetpostgres: Bruce Momjian: MySQLCon Keynote Video Now Online http://postgr.es/p/11j #
- Slides for talk #2 at #mysqlconf at 4:25pm: Own it: working with a changing open source community http://slidesha.re/dQ8rl2 #forbiz #
- Slides for talk 1 at #mysqlconf Weds at 11:55am – Managing terabytes: When PostgreSQL gets big http://slidesha.re/h4hLWc #
- "please don't use the conference network for bittorrent." #lulz #mysqlconf #
- Tons of work has been done on creating free MySQL/MariaDB documentation http://kb.askmonty.org/ #mysqlconf #
- #protip on documentation: Wikipedia crushed Encarta http://mashable.com/2009/03/30/microsoft-encarta-to-close/ #mysqlconf #
- MariaDB: forsch or brock? #mysqlconf #
- MΓ₯rten Mickos up on stage. Shout out to EnterpriseDB. π #mysqlconf #
- Oracle came to MySQL AB in November 2005 #mysqlconf #
- lol! http://salaryshare.me/ #
- Took a picture ofo the drizzle architecture, but phone crashed. modular design enabling rapid feature dev. -@brianaker #mysqlconf #
- libDrizzle is BSD licensed "lawyer free" #mysqlconf #
- "Database is an operating system we don't have to write sound drivers for." -@brianaker #mysqlconf #
- "All our devs got hired up at other companies." #fossjobsrule #drizzle #
- cool! there's a brew recipe for gearman #osx #mysqlconf #
- Up to five volunteers for #pdx11 site updates π yay for Portland software community volunteerism. #
- someone have a VGA adapter for a macbookpro I could borrow in like 15 minutes? #mysqlconf #
- Ooh. Got two π #mysqlconf #
- in @andyparson's War Stories talk about adventures in the cloud #mysqlconf #
- Don't trust expensive hardware in datacenters #mysqlconf #
- and @andyparsons talking about work on outside.in and just mentioned obikosh, a stealth startup out of NYC (more this summer!) #mysqlconf #
- I/O on EC2 is massively unpredictable, but PostgreSQL + EC2 works! -@andyparsons #mysqlconf #
- outside.in is now part of AOL's Patch and chose Postgres for PostGIS and ran in the cloud #mysqlconf #
- outside.in used Solr as a document store, not just an index of data stored elsewhere #mysqlconf #
- outside.in started w TIGER data & put into PostGIS but had to mod data to fit hyperlocal sense of neighborhood #mysqlconf #othersideoftracks #
- had to stop doing realtime queries on geo data at 300 requests per second :/ #mysqlconf #
- Postgres is highly dependent on warm OS caches #mysqlconf #
- really good operational information from @andyparsons talk on #postgres with outside.in #mysqlconf #
- preview of obikosh architecture: postgres/mongodb/lucene data stack, pg9.0 and dedicated instances in the cloud #mysqlconf #
- About to give a talk about open source community in room H #mysqlconf #
- Awesome chat earlier today with @devananda about checkpoints and background writer in MySQL. Thanks! #
- Just posted my slides for two talks today at #mysqlconf http://chesnok.com/u/1C #
- OH: "gangsta join, gangsta aggregation, gangsta duplicate elimination, gangsta everything!" #
- Late to keynote because I got stuck in the elevator. #mysqlconf #
- We need to offer an upgrade. #opensource #mysqlconf #
- Drizzle and PostgreSQL are making long-term investments in code quality -Baron #mysqlconf #
- Baron @xaprb reflected on Edward Screven's keynote last year http://en.oreilly.com/mysql2010/public/schedule/detail/12440 #mysqlconf #
- I wish @xaprb would talk about community management as what our open source community is good at. #mysqlconf #
- "For MySQL to thrive, we need your (Oracle's involvement in this conference. Our communities are just too different." -@xaprb YES #mysqlconf #
- "All the big database vendors totally whiffed on the internet." -@mikeolson π #mysqlconf #
- Classic Innovators Dilemma problem: MySQL saw an opportunity that everyone else missed. And then owned it. -@mikeolson #mysqlconf #
- Today's keynotes are amazing. #mysqlconf #
- First up: causes of downtime in MySQL. leading failure: disk full, runner up: SAN failure #mysqlconf HAH #
- unsexy way to prevent failure: CHANGE CONTROL. /cc @katemats #mysqlconf #
- pretty pretty pictures from the data viz talk π #mysqlconf #
- Downtime is sexy. -@fuzzychef #mysqlconf #
- How to not scale: 1. Be Trendy. Use Reddit to pick technology. Next project:Closure and Qt on the desktop #mysqlconf @fuzzychef #
- How to not scale: Learn how to single-thread your programming. Lots of locks. #mysqlconf @fuzzychef #
- How not to scale: SPoF – not matter how large an infrastructure, build in a single machine which brings down all infrastructure #mysqlconf #
- Just got accepted for #oscon a talk entitled "Mistakes were made." Should be fun. π #
- Wow twitter using DL380s π #mysqlconf #
- mourn not the dead is my favorite song. #
- Heading back to Portland. Thanks, #mysqlconf #
- Time to eat more vegetables. http://t.co/OcJjWnM #
- Hello weekend! π #
twittering on 2011-04-16
twittering on 2011-04-15
- OH: "gangsta join, gangsta aggregation, gangsta duplicate elimination, gangsta everything!" #
- Late to keynote because I got stuck in the elevator. #mysqlconf #
- We need to offer an upgrade. #opensource #mysqlconf #
- Drizzle and PostgreSQL are making long-term investments in code quality -Baron #mysqlconf #
- Baron @xaprb reflected on Edward Screven's keynote last year http://en.oreilly.com/mysql2010/public/schedule/detail/12440 #mysqlconf #
- I wish @xaprb would talk about community management as what our open source community is good at. #mysqlconf #
- "For MySQL to thrive, we need your (Oracle's involvement in this conference. Our communities are just too different." -@xaprb YES #mysqlconf #
- "All the big database vendors totally whiffed on the internet." -@mikeolson π #mysqlconf #
- Classic Innovators Dilemma problem: MySQL saw an opportunity that everyone else missed. And then owned it. -@mikeolson #mysqlconf #
- Today's keynotes are amazing. #mysqlconf #
- First up: causes of downtime in MySQL. leading failure: disk full, runner up: SAN failure #mysqlconf HAH #
- unsexy way to prevent failure: CHANGE CONTROL. /cc @katemats #mysqlconf #
- pretty pretty pictures from the data viz talk π #mysqlconf #
- Downtime is sexy. -@fuzzychef #mysqlconf #
- How to not scale: 1. Be Trendy. Use Reddit to pick technology. Next project:Closure and Qt on the desktop #mysqlconf @fuzzychef #
- How to not scale: Learn how to single-thread your programming. Lots of locks. #mysqlconf @fuzzychef #
- How not to scale: SPoF – not matter how large an infrastructure, build in a single machine which brings down all infrastructure #mysqlconf #
- Just got accepted for #oscon a talk entitled "Mistakes were made." Should be fun. π #
- Wow twitter using DL380s π #mysqlconf #
twittering on 2011-04-14
- RT @planetpostgres: Bruce Momjian: MySQLCon Keynote Video Now Online http://postgr.es/p/11j #
- Slides for talk #2 at #mysqlconf at 4:25pm: Own it: working with a changing open source community http://slidesha.re/dQ8rl2 #forbiz #
- Slides for talk 1 at #mysqlconf Weds at 11:55am – Managing terabytes: When PostgreSQL gets big http://slidesha.re/h4hLWc #
- "please don't use the conference network for bittorrent." #lulz #mysqlconf #
- Tons of work has been done on creating free MySQL/MariaDB documentation http://kb.askmonty.org/ #mysqlconf #
- #protip on documentation: Wikipedia crushed Encarta http://mashable.com/2009/03/30/microsoft-encarta-to-close/ #mysqlconf #
- MariaDB: forsch or brock? #mysqlconf #
- MΓ₯rten Mickos up on stage. Shout out to EnterpriseDB. π #mysqlconf #
- Oracle came to MySQL AB in November 2005 #mysqlconf #
- lol! http://salaryshare.me/ #
- Took a picture ofo the drizzle architecture, but phone crashed. modular design enabling rapid feature dev. -@brianaker #mysqlconf #
- libDrizzle is BSD licensed "lawyer free" #mysqlconf #
- "Database is an operating system we don't have to write sound drivers for." -@brianaker #mysqlconf #
- "All our devs got hired up at other companies." #fossjobsrule #drizzle #
- cool! there's a brew recipe for gearman #osx #mysqlconf #
- Up to five volunteers for #pdx11 site updates π yay for Portland software community volunteerism. #
- someone have a VGA adapter for a macbookpro I could borrow in like 15 minutes? #mysqlconf #
- Ooh. Got two π #mysqlconf #
- in @andyparson's War Stories talk about adventures in the cloud #mysqlconf #
- Don't trust expensive hardware in datacenters #mysqlconf #
- and @andyparsons talking about work on outside.in and just mentioned obikosh, a stealth startup out of NYC (more this summer!) #mysqlconf #
- I/O on EC2 is massively unpredictable, but PostgreSQL + EC2 works! -@andyparsons #mysqlconf #
- outside.in is now part of AOL's Patch and chose Postgres for PostGIS and ran in the cloud #mysqlconf #
- outside.in used Solr as a document store, not just an index of data stored elsewhere #mysqlconf #
- outside.in started w TIGER data & put into PostGIS but had to mod data to fit hyperlocal sense of neighborhood #mysqlconf #othersideoftracks #
- had to stop doing realtime queries on geo data at 300 requests per second :/ #mysqlconf #
- Postgres is highly dependent on warm OS caches #mysqlconf #
- really good operational information from @andyparsons talk on #postgres with outside.in #mysqlconf #
- preview of obikosh architecture: postgres/mongodb/lucene data stack, pg9.0 and dedicated instances in the cloud #mysqlconf #
- About to give a talk about open source community in room H #mysqlconf #
- Awesome chat earlier today with @devananda about checkpoints and background writer in MySQL. Thanks! #
- Just posted my slides for two talks today at #mysqlconf http://chesnok.com/u/1C #
Two talks at MySQL Conf done! Slides…
Just finished my last talk. Slides are downloadable here, and also embedded after the break.
MySQL Conf – Managing Terabytes
Own it: Working with a changing open source community
The floor show is closed, so no more booth work tomorrow. I’ve had a great time here talking with people and seeing my colleagues in the PostgreSQL and MySQL community.
Looking forward to getting some hacking time in tomorrow and enjoying an evening connecting with people instead of working on slides. π
twittering on 2011-04-13
- At MySQL Conference: Day 1 preview http://postgr.es/p/11g #
- Can't wait for Bruce Momjian's MySQL Users Conf keynote debut. 9:40am #postgres #mysqlconf #
- How much of the 5.6 performance schema and INFORMATION_SCHEMA is related to Percona Server? #mysqlconf #
- Just gave #postgres sticker to @jaimeywb AND HE PUT IT ON HIS LAPTOP #mysqlconf #
- Bruce tried to convince slahdot to convert to #postgres #mysqlconf #
- Downloads are estimated at 8-9 million per year #postgres #mysqlconf #
- No one company owns Postgres #mysqlconf #
- Slide of postgres users #postgres #mysqlconf http://t.co/n1R7EPS #
- Bruce takes the stage #postgres #mysqlconf #
- Bruce actually on stage #mysqlconf #postgres http://t.co/CUjtpA1 #
- Growing realization that one database does not fit all. #postgres #mysqlconf #
- Edb front and center at #mysqlconf #postgres http://t.co/9uuTJfZ #
- In Sarah Sproehnle's talk about Hadoop #mysqlconf #
- Talked to people in expo hall saying they came to #mysqlconf because of the postgres track #
- In @fuzzychef's talk on data warehousing #postgres #mysqlconf #
- Why use #postgres for DW? Handles really complex queries well. (Query on screen got a wow from the crowd) #mysqlconf #
- Transactional DDL blowing minds still. #ftw #postgres #mysqlconf #
- Shoutout to pg_loader for better COPY #dw #postgres #mysqlconf #
- Showed sweet PL/R function to generate graphs directlybfrom the database #mysqlconf #postgres #
- Windowing queries ftw for # of concurrent connections needed #yourewelcome #mysqlconf #postgres http://t.co/5XGStCe #
- Shout out for @osbridge http://t.co/dJKupr0 #
- Cross table indexes are a cool idea. #mysqlconf #
- That was in reference to Akiban talk. #mysqlconf #
- Akiban not looking into implementing this in postgres because our complex query handling is too good #mysqlconf #
- Just updated the http://pdx11.org site with the slides from the Portland 100 talk. Also asked -mentoring mailing list for volunteers π #
- Already got 2 volunteers for website updates. Hoping for a couple more. π #pdx11 #
- And, now http://pdx11.org site has a PDF of the slides from the Portland 100 talk. /ht @jessevondoom #
- In ballroom B for the #postgres BoF #mysqlconf #
- Just facilitated another giga puddi vid viewing #
twittering on 2011-04-12
At MySQL Conference: Day 1 preview
Today is the first day of regular sessions at MySQL Users Conference.
I’m particularly excited this year because we have 12 PostgreSQL talks, including a Plenary talk at 9:40am this morning about the state of PostgreSQL.
Today’s talks include Building Data Warehouses, An Introduction to PostGIS, Securing PostgreSQL from external attack, and Introduction to PostgreSQL configuration.
MySQL Users Conference is the largest open source database conference in the world. When so many changes are occurring inside the MySQL database community, our presence is critically important. Particularly that we have Bruce Momjian, Robert Haas, Jeff Davis, Josh Berkus and many others here. Thank you to everyone that’s contributing to the booth, the talks and engaging in conversations here.
We’re also having a PostgreSQL BoF this evening, in Ballroom B at 7pm! Please stop by.
twittering on 2011-04-11
- I have it pretty good. #
- Leaving sfo for downtown #
- Greeks in SF http://flic.kr/p/9xy6bb #
- Punch is coming http://flic.kr/p/9xAxin #
Weekly tweet digest for 2011-04-10
- Three marketing areas where #PDX11 fails: http://chesnok.com/u/1f #
- UpdatePDX tonight! At P.I.E. http://www.meetup.com/updatepdx/events/16416694/?a=md1.2p_evn&rv=md1.2p #
- I'm experiencing an eventsplosion. Not sure how I'm going to sleep for the next two weeks. #
- "You can't tune away the horror of 300-line SQL." -@lusciouspear #updatepdx #
- learned that we needed to hire CS people #updatepdx #nosql #
- "Once you stop answering email in 24-hours, they start sending more email." -@sarahnovotny #fail #updatepdx #
- "you need to check that you have backups BEFORE you do your maintenance." -@sarahnovotny #backups #updatepdx #
- "You don't have valid backups. You have valid *restores*." -@sarahnovotny #updatepdx #
- "Twitter is really a series of caches." -@al3x #updatepdx #
- "We had no idea how much we had to learn." -@al3x #updatepdx #
- many <3s for computer science education today #updatepdx #
- shout out for Pivotal Labs /cc @sarahmei π #updatepdx #
- "both readthrough and writethrough caching was happening at the same time." #fail #updatepdx #
- "But the issue was not technology, but responsibility in the organization." #fail #updatepdx #
- "Only use NOSQL if you reach a certain point of despair." -@timanglade #updatepdx #
- "If you ask for NOSQL by name, you probably don't need it. " -@timanglade #updatepdx #nosql #fail #
- "Usually they should just hire a MySQL consultant." -@timanglade #updatepdx #
- "Trust no one. that goes double if they talk about CAP." -@timanglade #updatepdx #
- I see a niche market for database and devops-specific comedy. #
- "Get a fresh set of eyes on the problem." (story of replacing data stored in Riak w/Postgres) #updatepdx re/collab while scaling @al3x #
- talking about learning culture, passion for tech and how to hire when jobs are no longer silo'd between dev, ops, dba #updatepdx #
- #UpdatePDX #NOSQL operational complexity and hiring http://chesnok.com/u/1h #pdx #
- Much better headline for my blog post from @theory: "Visit us for OSCON Data this summer. Then, move to Portland." http://chesnok.com/u/1h #
- Where PostgreSQL succeeds and what to do next http://chesnok.com/u/1i #meritocracy #
- Feeling nostalgic for New Zealand from a mix CD. Mixtape is such a better word. #
- Aaand, this week's eventsplosion just continues. I think Portland just wakes up in April. #
- Current status: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqky5B179nM #
- About to hear @ericries talk about Startup Lessons Learned #pdxleancircle #
- "Please tweet amongst yourselves" -ericries #leanstartupp #
- Entrepreneurship is way too cool #leanstartup #
- The social network == Ghostbusters #leanstartup #
- Everything that is important is boring – product prioritization #leanstatup #
- Whose fault is it? Scientific Management, Frederick Winslow Taylor #leanstartup #taskplusbonus #
- "I'm not leaving you. I'm just pivoting to another man." #leanstartup #pivot #
- You can code faster without measuring the same way you can drive with your eyes closed.and floor the accellerator. #leanstartup #
- #leanstartup crowd http://flic.kr/p/9wkF7Y #
- That's why postgres community is so interesting – we fail fast and hard all the time #leanstartup #
- Inspired by @AudioName #leanstartup #
- The Arab Powder Keg – @mildwail is using Slate's map in his classroom http://deckelmann.weebly.com/news.html #
- PostgreSQL Advocacy Interest first responses http://flic.kr/p/9wqht4 #
- there's just something about the @osbridge community that makes the proposals exciting and a pleasure to read. for reals. #
- Best report evar on media piracy http://chesnok.com/u/1p (Thanks Reuters.) #
- headed to #pdx11 meetup at @puppetlabs #
- my slides for tonight: Pdx11 civic unconference http://slidesha.re/fjJrLq #
- #PDX11 Unconference/Hackathon report! http://chesnok.com/u/aprilreport #opengov #pdx4biz #calagator #geoloqi #
- Any friends in touch with peeps at @reddit? #
- Looking forward to http://www.firstthursdayportland.com/ today. #
- Frank's Noodle House FTW. #
- Just added Digital Journalism Portland to the epic Portland Conference List http://chesnok.com/u/c #
- Pretty http://flic.kr/p/9wL6he #
- yay! just got accepted to speak at OSCON about Postgres 9.1 #
- Can I get a +1 for a civic hackathon in portland June 4? #
- At the game. http://flic.kr/p/9x4z8o #