- OH: "gangsta join, gangsta aggregation, gangsta duplicate elimination, gangsta everything!" #
- Late to keynote because I got stuck in the elevator. #mysqlconf #
- We need to offer an upgrade. #opensource #mysqlconf #
- Drizzle and PostgreSQL are making long-term investments in code quality -Baron #mysqlconf #
- Baron @xaprb reflected on Edward Screven's keynote last year http://en.oreilly.com/mysql2010/public/schedule/detail/12440 #mysqlconf #
- I wish @xaprb would talk about community management as what our open source community is good at. #mysqlconf #
- "For MySQL to thrive, we need your (Oracle's involvement in this conference. Our communities are just too different." -@xaprb YES #mysqlconf #
- "All the big database vendors totally whiffed on the internet." -@mikeolson 🙂 #mysqlconf #
- Classic Innovators Dilemma problem: MySQL saw an opportunity that everyone else missed. And then owned it. -@mikeolson #mysqlconf #
- Today's keynotes are amazing. #mysqlconf #
- First up: causes of downtime in MySQL. leading failure: disk full, runner up: SAN failure #mysqlconf HAH #
- unsexy way to prevent failure: CHANGE CONTROL. /cc @katemats #mysqlconf #
- pretty pretty pictures from the data viz talk 🙂 #mysqlconf #
- Downtime is sexy. -@fuzzychef #mysqlconf #
- How to not scale: 1. Be Trendy. Use Reddit to pick technology. Next project:Closure and Qt on the desktop #mysqlconf @fuzzychef #
- How to not scale: Learn how to single-thread your programming. Lots of locks. #mysqlconf @fuzzychef #
- How not to scale: SPoF – not matter how large an infrastructure, build in a single machine which brings down all infrastructure #mysqlconf #
- Just got accepted for #oscon a talk entitled "Mistakes were made." Should be fun. 🙂 #
- Wow twitter using DL380s 🙂 #mysqlconf #